James Gosling’s Top 10 Signs You Work in the 90s are funny, but contain a grain of truth in them somewhere. I could totally identify with point 6:

You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.

as well as point 1:

You think a ‘half-day’ means leaving at 5 o’clock.

And the others struck chords with me to one extent or the other.